At the end of my life, I want someone to measure up, on scales of justice, all my good deeds, everything nice I’ve ever done for other people, for the world, against the exact, precise number of hair ties I have lost over the years of my long and illustrious existence.
And when it’s proven to be vastly outweighed, Anubis can eat my heart or something, I don’t even care.
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the-albemarle said:
I was JUST lamenting all my list hairties this morning
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